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Old January 16th, 2006, 01:05 PM   #1
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Get rid of those TV's in your room guys...


ROME (Reuters) - Thinking of buying a TV for the bedroom? Think again -- it could ruin your sex life.
A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't.
"If there's no television in the bedroom, the frequency (of sexual intercourse) doubles," said Serenella Salomoni whose team of psychologists questioned 523 Italian couples to see what effect television had on their sex lives.
On average, Italians who live without TV in the bedroom have sex twice a week, or eight times a month. This drops to an average of four times a month for those with a TV, the study found.
For the over-50s the effect is even more marked, with the average of seven couplings a month falling to just 1.5 times.
The study found certain programmes are far more likely to impede passion than others. Violent films will put a stop to sexual relations for half of all couples, while reality shows stem passion for a third of couples.

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Old January 16th, 2006, 01:07 PM   #2
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"falling to just 1.5 times..."

If I had a nickel for every time I had sex ".5" times....
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Old January 16th, 2006, 01:09 PM   #3
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Then what the hell are you supposed to watch porn on while in bed with her?
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Old January 16th, 2006, 01:09 PM   #4
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"falling to just 1.5 times..."

If I had a nickel for every time I had sex ".5" times....
I can talk to Mike if you want me to Linderbee....
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Old January 16th, 2006, 01:09 PM   #5
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Then what the hell are you supposed to watch porn on while in bed with her?
Just leave the door open and watch it from your TV in the living room...

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You can't watch porn in the living room. The freaky/good looking bi polar neigbor (chick, feel i need to point this out....only find chicks attractive...not truckers named mike) will see.

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Who am I kidding?? I'm married....I don't have sex....I just watch porn on the internet.
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Old January 16th, 2006, 01:16 PM   #10
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Who am I kidding?? I'm married....I don't have sex....I just watch porn on the internet.
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I saw you on the above website just the other doing the deed?

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Can I start calling you Gepetto??
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Im not the Itailian guy who did the research if thats what you are asking.
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