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Old April 12th, 2006, 03:57 PM   #1
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How much weight would your spouse have to put on after marriage for you to leave them??

I tier mine.

Based on a 125lb bride.

135-143--Make comments about how she is stretching her clothes out

144-155--Make comments on how hot all the other chicks in a restaraunt are

156+---That's the breaking point.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 03:59 PM   #2
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Wow that's pretty sad if you'd divorce someone simply because they put on 30 pounds.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 04:01 PM   #3
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Why's it sad?? We had this conversation this morning.....we are shallow people. What can I say??

All weights calculated a year after pregnancy. For dudes too......dudes get pregnant as well.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 04:02 PM   #4
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My friend tells his girlfriend that he's going to dump her if she ever gets fat.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 04:26 PM   #5
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lol. I almost brought this up to the wife this week. I'm -10 (235 to 225 lbs) since we got married, she's +15 (133 to 148 lbs)

I'd say if she creeps past 150, I'll have to start putting a moo cow on the fridge
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Old April 12th, 2006, 04:37 PM   #6
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lol. I almost brought this up to the wife this week. I'm -10 (235 to 225 lbs) since we got married, she's +15 (133 to 148 lbs)

I'd say if she creeps past 150, I'll have to start putting a moo cow on the fridge
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Old April 12th, 2006, 06:15 PM   #7
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lol. I almost brought this up to the wife this week. I'm -10 (235 to 225 lbs) since we got married, she's +15 (133 to 148 lbs)

I'd say if she creeps past 150, I'll have to start putting a moo cow on the fridge
at this rate you will end up being the same weight...
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Old April 12th, 2006, 08:45 PM   #8
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How much weight would your spouse have to put on after marriage for you to leave them??

I tier mine.

Based on a 125lb bride.

135-143--Make comments about how she is stretching her clothes out

144-155--Make comments on how hot all the other chicks in a restaraunt are

156+---That's the breaking point.
Nothing says, "My love for you is completely conditional and selfish..."
like this thread.
I think society as a whole puts plenty of pressure on a woman's physical appearance without her husband doing it.

These ideas don't lead to healthy and happy marraiges, they lead to eating disorders.

If this thread was intended as a joke that I am not getting, please ignore this post.

Is there a certain number of stretch marks she is allowed to get as well?

If you added 31lbs from the time you got married would you think there is no other redeeming quality that would make you worth staying married to?

To meet your weight limit, does it count if they start amputating appendages for the sake of keeping the family together?

Could there be an exception if some of the added weight was silicone?
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Old April 12th, 2006, 09:05 PM   #9
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Old April 12th, 2006, 09:38 PM   #10
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You guys are horrible. If you love someone, it shouldn't matter what happens to their weight after you get married.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 09:42 PM   #11
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Dude - watch my response in this thread:
http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/...ad.php?t=71007

I'm going to pretend to be all caring & such. Hell I don't care, just keep 'em out of spandex!
Why did you send me this PM HB3?
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Old April 13th, 2006, 04:34 AM   #12
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My wife will never get there. She'll be 105-115 forever. Me, I've pushed 200 a couple times, am now at 178, and need to be at 165.

This is poop. I'm getting dumped.
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Old April 13th, 2006, 07:02 AM   #13
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Both Rob and I have chunked out since we've been together - I've added 30 pounds, Rob about 50.

We are both working on the weight now....

Not sure if one of us could get too big, but it's not healthy to be so big anyway.
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Old April 13th, 2006, 08:08 AM   #14
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I hear a lot of what you guys are saying. I agree that we should never put the focus on weight, but at the same time, you do want your spouse/partner to be attractive to you. Weight gain is inevitible, It's when the person loses all semblance and gets comfortable with not needing to look their best. My wife is still petite with a few extra pounds added. She still looks awesome to me, but if she starts hittin up the Chinese Buffet 3 times a week and starts buying more sweatpants than tight jeans, we've got a problem. At the same time, I need to make sure I'm still presentable as well.
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Old April 13th, 2006, 08:08 AM   #15
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If I wanted a fat chick, I'd have married a fat chick. I'm sorry, but my point is valid and important.

It's just straight up unhealthy. I've read that even being 20 lbs over weight can set you up for diabetes and heart disease. I don't know about everyone else....but I'd rather be told I'm getting fat.....than have my feet removed because I've got diabetes.
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