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Old June 5th, 2008, 11:39 PM   #1
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Fat Dudes And Restrooms


Half the time I go to the pisser at my work I wonder why a fat dude either comes out or goes into the stalls.. There are some big boys at my work, when they walk, they move side to side.. Never seen them standing up at the wall, they always sitting down like a chick to piss.. Why is this? But today clinched it.. One fat boy went into a stall and came out seconds later after pulling on them paper seat covers, and started yelling bout someone pissing all over the seat.. I couldnt help but laugh.. Then another fat boy came in and was just as pissed after hearing the news.. But seriously.. Why cant these fools whip it out at the urinal? It perplexes me..
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Old June 6th, 2008, 03:02 AM   #2
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They can't see it Gee. It's more better I guess.
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Old June 6th, 2008, 07:21 AM   #3
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Old June 6th, 2008, 09:28 AM   #4
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Well as long as we're asking rude questions about people -- why do really fat out of shape youngish women wear midriff-baring clothes? Not even all that young, actually. I was at the grocery store yesterday, and there was a woman maybe late twenties or early thirties, probably at least 30-40 lbs overweight -- this was not like a near miss, you understand, she was fat -- with a short, snug, low-cut skirt -- rolled down at the top to be even lower -- a couple of cropped layered tank tops, a bunch of clunky jewelry and fancy sandals. She was loading groceries into a fairly new SUV. It was actually pretty appalling, and she's one of the worst I've seen, but not the only one by any means. What are these women thinking?
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Old June 6th, 2008, 09:29 AM   #5
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I really don't know, Zenny. I KNOW my midriff-baring days are LONG over...it's really bad when they're wearing tight, tight jeans that makes their stomachs stick out even more.

There's a morning radio show host that introduced me to the term for that..."muffin top"
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Old June 6th, 2008, 01:25 PM   #6
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Well as long as we're asking rude questions about people -- why do really fat out of shape youngish women wear midriff-baring clothes? Not even all that young, actually. I was at the grocery store yesterday, and there was a woman maybe late twenties or early thirties, probably at least 30-40 lbs overweight -- this was not like a near miss, you understand, she was fat -- with a short, snug, low-cut skirt -- rolled down at the top to be even lower -- a couple of cropped layered tank tops, a bunch of clunky jewelry and fancy sandals. She was loading groceries into a fairly new SUV. It was actually pretty appalling, and she's one of the worst I've seen, but not the only one by any means. What are these women thinking?
Makes you wonder...

When I see people like this I think, "Do they not look in the mirror?" If they, do check themselves in the mirror, do they then think, "Yeah, I look good!"

It's perplexing!
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Old June 6th, 2008, 01:32 PM   #7
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Sorry but this thread is screamin' for a few of these...

  • Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
  • Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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  • Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
  • Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
  • Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
  • Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th
  • Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
  • Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
  • Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
  • Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
  • Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
  • Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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  • Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
  • Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
  • Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
  • Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
  • Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
  • Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
  • Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
  • Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
  • Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
  • Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
  • Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
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  • Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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  • Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
  • Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
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  • Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
  • Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
  • Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
  • Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
  • Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
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  • Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
  • Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
  • Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
  • Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
  • Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
  • Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
  • Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
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  • Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
  • Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
  • Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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  • Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
  • Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
  • Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
  • Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
  • Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
  • Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
  • Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
  • Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
  • Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
  • Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
  • Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
  • Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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Old June 6th, 2008, 02:35 PM   #8
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Well as long as we're asking rude questions about people -- why do really fat out of shape youngish women wear midriff-baring clothes? Not even all that young, actually. I was at the grocery store yesterday, and there was a woman maybe late twenties or early thirties, probably at least 30-40 lbs overweight -- this was not like a near miss, you understand, she was fat -- with a short, snug, low-cut skirt -- rolled down at the top to be even lower -- a couple of cropped layered tank tops, a bunch of clunky jewelry and fancy sandals. She was loading groceries into a fairly new SUV. It was actually pretty appalling, and she's one of the worst I've seen, but not the only one by any means. What are these women thinking?
Ah, yes. Obviously they don't think. Or look into a mirror, for that matter.
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Old June 6th, 2008, 02:50 PM   #9
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chubby chasers like this look. I am not one of these CC's, but if a woman has enough self confidence to wear this, who am I to judge?
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