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Ladies, its not the dress that makes you look fat. Its the fat that makes you look fat. Lol OCF

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thirty-two

wtf?

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Shane H

sorry kate but that is funny!

I cant stand it when a woman says this dress makes me look fat.

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thirty-two

It's a valid question.

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HeavyB3

Of course the correct answer is always "No of course not honey, you look beautiful as always"

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I wasn't serious in my post.. I don't really give a crap.

KingofCards

I told my wife that once and she punched me in the face. j/k

I hate that question though.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

If you answer "No."

She says: "Yes it does, you weren't even looking." or "You always say that." then she has to go change, again.

If you answer "Yes." You better 1. Duck. 2. invest in porn. 3. hope the couch is comfy.

If you say what OCF said, you will never hear the end of it for the rest of your life as well as get used to 1,2, and 3 for a long time.

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CQ

Honestly? I personally think that women who ask this question are just begging for a compliment. They need to learn how to be more self confident and not give a rip what other people think they look like. Me, hell yeah, my butt is bigger than I'd like, but I'm not going to set up my husband with a question that there is no right answer to. Sorry, some women really bug me. Maybe more men NEED to be honest like OCF!!!

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Ryanwb

My experience says... if a woman has to ask she already knows the answer.... she is just looking for a man who is a liar. which of course I am (a liar)

marathon_mom

Agree wholeheartedly! Women who actually look in the mirror and can't really quite tell if their ass is big....gimme a break! True friends tell each other what is flattering and what isn't...right CQ?

:banoveralls:

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marathon_mom

And why look for a man that is a liar? When you leave the house all the world is gonna know if yo ass is big or not. Doesn't matter if he lies...well, he might get more action for being "nice", but it will be action with a big ass. Gimme a break!

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HeavyB3

Action with a big ass is better than no action at all.

I think Confucius said that.

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marathon_mom

I didn't say action with a big ass is bad...just a fact in that situation. For most, any action will do. Yee haw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HeavyB3

I know. Thought I'd try to be funny.

:backfired:

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marathon_mom

You were funny sweety. Love your Confucious joke. I'm just tired and blue about another Cardinal loss. I can hardly take much more of that. Painful to watch. Hence the reason I gave up 8 year season tickets. Just sick & tired of stupid mistakes.

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