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Old October 8th, 2004, 11:59 AM   #1
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Farting Personalities


Farting Personalities


The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.

The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.

The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.

The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.

The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.

The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head.

The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed.

The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.

The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.

The Cardinal Fan Person: One who thinks that his farts next year will smell better than his farts from this year.
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Old October 8th, 2004, 12:47 PM   #2
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What if you have been all of these at one time or another? Im on the proud stage now.
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