Evilest Kids toy or activity

NEZCardsfan · October 10th, 2006, 12:39 PM

I vote for Finger Paints. Who, besides my ex wife, buys these for kids??

What is the purpose?? To watch your kids get that paint all over the place.....maybe 4% of the paint ends up on paper.

It's pure evil.

Followed by:
Play-Do
Ring around the Rosey
and My Little Pony

NEZCardsfan · October 10th, 2006, 12:41 PM

Also, Squirt Guns. What jerk gets these for their kids.

"aaahhh ha ha ha ha daddy....I squirted Kool Aid all over your work shirt and tie.......he ha ha"

Jersey Girl · October 10th, 2006, 12:46 PM

As a single person, I love buying those kinda toys for my married friends' kids.

dreamcastrocks · October 10th, 2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan

Also, Squirt Guns. What jerk gets these for their kids.

"aaahhh ha ha ha ha daddy....I squirted Kool Aid all over your work shirt and tie.......he ha ha"

I buy my son squirt guns, but NEVER let him fill it with water.

NEZCardsfan · October 10th, 2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jersey Girl

As a single person, I love buying those kinda toys for my married friends' kids.

I know you people do this.

My brothers both bought obnoxious, singing, Doras for my daughter. "Back pack back pack."

I got a nervous twitch from that.

NEZCardsfan · October 10th, 2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamcastrocks

I buy my son squirt guns, but NEVER let him fill it with water.

Man my kids are going to grow up to be Jewel Thiefs. They disappear for 30 seconds, and they've done something.

Like Lil' Naughty Ninjas.

dreamcastrocks · October 10th, 2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan

I know you people do this.

My brothers both bought obnoxious, singing, Doras for my daughter. "Back pack back pack."

I got a nervous twitch from that.

We bought this for our daughter, she hated the backpack, but loved the flashlight and the map that came with it.

Rivercard · October 10th, 2006, 12:54 PM

Mother in law gave our daughter some annoying books that play "music" (more like noise disguised as melody). She always wants to take them to bed and it keeps her (and us) up.

Linderbee · October 10th, 2006, 01:40 PM

My vote is for Silly Putty. That crap has to be CUT out of carpet...

Ryanwb · October 10th, 2006, 01:54 PM

I'm convinced twister was invented by a pedofile

Ryanwb · October 10th, 2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Linderbee

My vote is for Silly Putty. That crap has to be CUT out of carpet...

WD-40 dissolves silly putty

NEZCardsfan · October 10th, 2006, 01:56 PM

You ever played Connect Four with a four year old. What a friggin' snooze fest.

My son actually beat me last night....of course I was staring at the MNF screen and ignoring the game. Now he thinks he is smarter than me......a good game of Sports Trivia tonight will crush his newfound confidence.

Linderbee · October 10th, 2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryanwb

WD-40 dissolves silly putty

Good to know. It's been banned from my house, but if I ever go insane & decide to let it back in again, I'll be sure to be armed appropriately.

Mulli · October 10th, 2006, 01:57 PM

Lawn Darts. I rocked at that game, but I guess kids died.

dreamcastrocks · October 10th, 2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan

You ever played Connect Four with a four year old. What a friggin' snooze fest.

My son actually beat me last night....of course I was staring at the MNF screen and ignoring the game. Now he thinks he is smarter than me......a good game of Sports Trivia tonight will crush his newfound confidence.

4 year old and sports trivia.

Connect 4, never thought of playing that with my son. I will have to buy that game.