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Old April 16th, 2007, 12:47 AM   #1
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Ever Murdered A Dog?


Im close..

These wack ass dweebs next to me have this mutt pitbull that likes to get up on the fence and and bark at me.. The fence aint that high.. He gets his head over it.. I think he could jump it.. Im waiting.. But I dont think this is a dumb dog cuz when I turn and face it waiting for it, he runs away..

If this dog comes in my yard its dead straight up.. And it'll happen quick..
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Old April 16th, 2007, 12:50 AM   #2
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Im close..

These wack ass dweebs next to me have this mutt pitbull that likes to get up on the fence and and bark at me.. The fence aint that high.. He gets his head over it.. I think he could jump it.. Im waiting.. But I dont think this is a dumb dog cuz when I turn and face it waiting for it, he runs away..

If this dog comes in my yard its dead straight up.. And it'll happen quick..
We have a problem with cats. Theres to much ***** in our street. Pitbull V Gee. I have no idea who to put my money on. Pitbulls are ruthless ugly animals
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Old April 16th, 2007, 12:53 AM   #3
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We have a problem with cats. Theres to much ***** in our street. Pitbull V Gee. I have no idea who to put my money on. Pitbulls are ruthless ugly animals
Pitbull or any dog dont matter.. Heres the secret..

If you fear dying from a dog, present your undominate forarm to it.. Let it chomp down on it.. When it does.. use your other forearm (dominate arm) to hit the dog behind its head (back of the neck).. Youll snap its neck and it dies instantly.. done deal..
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Old April 16th, 2007, 12:56 AM   #4
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Pitbull or any dog dont matter.. Heres the secret..

If you fear dying from a dog, present your undominate forarm to it.. Let it chomp down on it.. When it does.. use your other forearm (dominate arm) to hit the dog behind its head (back of the neck).. Youll snap its neck and it dies instantly.. done deal..
Where did u learn that from?? i think i can scarifice my left arm if that ever happens to me. My left hand is useless
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Old April 16th, 2007, 12:57 AM   #5
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Where did u learn that from?? i think i can scarifice my left arm if that ever happens to me. My left hand is useless
Ghetto secrets..
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Old April 16th, 2007, 12:58 AM   #6
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Ghetto secrets..
Is there a book i can buy??
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Old April 16th, 2007, 01:02 AM   #7
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Is there a book i can buy??
lol.. hell no..

ive said too much..
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Old April 16th, 2007, 01:05 AM   #8
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lol.. hell no..

ive said too much..
Damn. How am i supposed to survive without Ghetto knowledge!
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Old April 16th, 2007, 01:09 AM   #9
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Damn. How am i supposed to survive without Ghetto knowledge!
Never wear them red leather pants.. just saw them on your myspace..

I know Australia is behind, but big hair rock went out 20 years ago..
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Never wear them red leather pants.. just saw them on your myspace..

I know Australia is behind, but big hair rock went out 20 years ago..
lol they werent leather, they were emo jeans. My sister and i couldnt stop laughing at the fact that someone actually bought them. So i tried them on as joke.

Big Hair Rock will never die!
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lol they werent leather, they were emo jeans. My sister and i couldnt stop laughing at the fact that someone actually bought them. So i tried them on as joke.

Big Hair Rock will never die!
wtf is emo jeans?

i must be getting old...
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i must be getting old...
Google Emo
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