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Old January 23rd, 2004, 03:54 PM   #1
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Do you have a relative...


...that you ask to bring soda to your family party, like the SUPER BOWL or Thanksgiving or something, then he/she shows up with some store bought brand?

Thats not the worst part...

The worst part is, they bring the cheap stuff, then go into your refrigerator and drink YOUR coke or Pepsi products My cousin Steve once brought Red Dog beer over to my house (which is a major no-no), my brother and I just looked at him and shook our heads. So I see him 10 minutes later and he had a Heinekin in his hand.......that pisses me off

If you are that relative, choke down that nasty stuff you bring because it just sits in our refrigerator till the next time you come over anyway
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Old January 23rd, 2004, 04:02 PM   #2
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I used to drink Red Dog!

But I know what yer saying!

This one time I asked my bro to set me up with one of his wife's friends (before I was with my wife) & she brings some troll home with no personality, doesn't like sports, doesn't drink, smokes like a chimney.

I'm like "hello! what the hell is this?" then she eats all the nachos & doesn't even leave money for bill or tip.
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Old January 23rd, 2004, 04:31 PM   #3
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I used to drink Red Dog!

But I know what yer saying!

This one time I asked my bro to set me up with one of his wife's friends (before I was with my wife) & she brings some troll home with no personality, doesn't like sports, doesn't drink, smokes like a chimney.

I'm like "hello! what the hell is this?" then she eats all the nachos & doesn't even leave money for bill or tip.


He set you up with the duff! What a great brother.
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Old January 23rd, 2004, 08:10 PM   #4
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I used to drink Red Dog!

But I know what yer saying!

This one time I asked my bro to set me up with one of his wife's friends (before I was with my wife) & she brings some troll home with no personality, doesn't like sports, doesn't drink, smokes like a chimney.

I'm like "hello! what the hell is this?" then she eats all the nachos & doesn't even leave money for bill or tip.
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Old January 23rd, 2004, 08:20 PM   #5
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Re: Do you have a relative...


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...that you ask to bring soda to your family party, like the SUPER BOWL or Thanksgiving or something, then he/she shows up with some store bought brand?

Thats not the worst part...

The worst part is, they bring the cheap stuff, then go into your refrigerator and drink YOUR coke or Pepsi products My cousin Steve once brought Red Dog beer over to my house (which is a major no-no), my brother and I just looked at him and shook our heads. So I see him 10 minutes later and he had a Heinekin in his hand.......that pisses me off

If you are that relative, choke down that nasty stuff you bring because it just sits in our refrigerator till the next time you come over anyway
Yes, I have been duped like that. Just twice though. Yeah, fool me once and so on. A good friend used to bring a sixer of the cheapest crap he could find. Then drank all of mine and I had a sixer of crap left over the next day. Pi**sed me off to no end. That was party #1.

#2 and he showed up with the same stuff! I made him drink it all. Wouldn't give him anything good. Wouldn't let him leave until it was all gone. His date was pissed off because he made her drive! He had a brand new truck in the garage. She was mad and I was too. He drank his own beer, and got to take a taxi home.

The problem is he blamed her and I for a bad evening. Some people are just stupid.

He is now 38 and STILL lives at home.
If I'd have known that earlier I could have avoided the dork patrol. What a dumba**.
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Old January 23rd, 2004, 09:34 PM   #6
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My neighbor is alway coming over here with a 4pack of tall cans of steel reserve. He puts them in my fridge and pulls out one of my warstieners. Then I try to tell him off but my wife gives me an elbow and tells me to be nice. What a crock of ****. When he leaves he always helps himself to one of my beers and he takes his full 4 pack with him. This thread is making me angry.
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Old January 23rd, 2004, 09:49 PM   #7
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My neighbor is alway coming over here with a 4pack of tall cans of steel reserve. He puts them in my fridge and pulls out one of my warstieners. Then I try to tell him off but my wife gives me an elbow and tells me to be nice. What a crock of ****. When he leaves he always helps himself to one of my beers and he takes his full 4 pack with him. This thread is making me angry.
You should take an empty into the bathroom and take a huge piss in it, then screw the cap on real tight and put it back into the fridge at the front....when the neighbor comes over he learns a nice lesson

Just don't forget it is there and mistakenly take a sip!
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Old January 23rd, 2004, 10:18 PM   #8
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Old January 24th, 2004, 03:10 PM   #9
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Ditto Section 11, only I'm usually the non-alcoholic type. Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, or Vanilla Coke. They're all I drink anymore.
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Old January 24th, 2004, 03:41 PM   #10
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Never entertained at our house. If we did, we'd simply stock our fridge with a nice variety of big name sodas and not ask anyone to bring anything to drink.
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I have this same issue with my best friend.

I'm Fat Tire and she's Keystone.

I used to always buy the first pitcher, Fat Tire and she responds with Coors light or finds away out of buying the next pitcher all together.

Now Ive just reverted back to bottles and we no longer "share" the bill.
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Old January 25th, 2004, 02:11 PM   #12
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Old January 27th, 2004, 08:45 AM   #14
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At my parties, it's BYOB. We set up a bunch of coolers for the Super Bowl and everyone gets assigned a cooler. That eliminates the beer problem.

I hate the guy who calls on SBS and asks if he can come over (he wasn't invited), shows up with his girl empty handed and bitches the whole entire time about the party. This year, if he calls, he is getting told that we are full and have no room for his tight-wad a$$.
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Old January 27th, 2004, 12:47 PM   #15
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Re: Do you have a relative...


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The worst part is, they bring the cheap stuff, then go into your refrigerator and drink YOUR coke or Pepsi products My cousin Steve once brought Red Dog beer over to my house (which is a major no-no)
Therein lies the problem only sissies cannot handle red dog. your brother thought he was going to a man's house. If I came Id bring ya coors light

Any military man can tell you the value of Red Dog and it is not to be made fun of. That last week before payday when everyone in the barracks is tearing up their rooms for change Red Dog is always there like your best friend.

At the commisary in 94 we could buy a case of Red Dog for 3 bucks lol ahhh the good old days
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