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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:02 AM   #1
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Dear DBack Jon


Linderbee has advised me to go to a Gay Club. I can never not do advice I get in a thread like this......so....

What should I wear??
How should I do my hair??
Do I need to shave my legs??
How far can I go before I am slutty??
How do I identify the "players"??
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:06 AM   #2
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I used a magic 8-ball on these questions for you and came up with this:

What should I wear?? NBA tear-away pants

How should I do my hair?? If you don't want anything in it, wear a cafeteria-style hair net.

Do I need to shave my legs?? No more than you usually do.

How far can I go before I am slutty?? Be true to yourself.

How do I identify the "players"?? They wear chuck taylors.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:07 AM   #3
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I used a magic 8-ball on these questions for you and came up with this:

What should I wear?? NBA tear-away pants

How should I do my hair?? If you don't want anything in it, wear a cafeteria-style hair net.

Do I need to shave my legs?? No more than you usually do.

How far can I go before I am slutty?? Be true to yourself.

How do I identify the "players"?? They wear chuck taylors.
I want your Magic 8 ball!!
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:22 AM   #4
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I also need to ask him where some fun Gay places to go for Spring Break are.

Like a Gay section of Havasu or something.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:24 AM   #5
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People are still talking about Clown Shoes?? Good lord....you'd think your worthless self posted here or something......I wish I would have kept the number. You guys could call her and see how obnoxious and boring she is. The beer was talking to NEZ that night....but I wasn't drunk.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:27 AM   #6
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People are still talking about Clown Shoes?? Good lord....you'd think your worthless self posted here or something......I wish I would have kept the number. You guys could call her and see how obnoxious and boring she is. The beer was talking to NEZ that night....but I wasn't drunk.
we all know what your 'hot' button is, and it's SO much fun to push it...
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:30 AM   #7
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No...my hot button issue is my ex making my daughter cry on the phone. And not calling her back anymore. It sucks having to tell your daughter her mother still loves her.....when she doesn't love anyone but herself. (she'd fit in here)


Clown shoes was like a 30 minutes of my life that isn't very memorable. The booger I just picked out of my nose will be more remembered, 3 months from now, than her.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:41 AM   #8
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No...my hot button issue is my ex making my daughter cry on the phone. And not calling her back anymore. It sucks having to tell your daughter her mother still loves her.....when she doesn't love anyone but herself. (she'd fit in here)


Clown shoes was like a 30 minutes of my life that isn't very memorable. The booger I just picked out of my nose will be more remembered, 3 months from now, than her.
Not if we can help it.


and I know exactly what you're talking about regarding your ex, and I'm sorry. It does suck.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 11:11 AM   #9
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Linderbee has advised me to go to a Gay Club. I can never not do advice I get in a thread like this......so....

What should I wear??
How should I do my hair??
Do I need to shave my legs??
How far can I go before I am slutty??
How do I identify the "players"??

What you wear depends on which club you go to. Me, I usually just wear jeans and a polo shirt, but hey, if you like leather, there's a place for ya.

Mousse = twink pretty boy - don't go there.

No - shaved legs are for swimfags only

There is no such thing as a male slut.

The players are the ones that look out of place - the white hip-hop guy at the country bar, etc. Oh wait, those are the hustlers. All men, gay or straight are pigs - and thus players.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 11:17 AM   #10
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What you wear depends on which club you go to. Me, I usually just wear jeans and a polo shirt, but hey, if you like leather, there's a place for ya.

Mousse = twink pretty boy - don't go there.

No - shaved legs are for swimfags only

There is no such thing as a male slut.

The players are the ones that look out of place - the white hip-hop guy at the country bar, etc. Oh wait, those are the hustlers. All men, gay or straight are pigs - and thus players.
Whoa, this whole gay thing is confusing.
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