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There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket calling
out,"Crisco, Crisssssssco! "
Soon a store clerk approached. " Sir, the Crisco is in aisle D. "
The old gentleman replied, " Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff,
I am calling my wife."
"Your wife's name is Crisco? "
The old man answered, " Oh, no, no, no. I only call her that when we're
out in public."
"Well, what do you call her when you are at home?"
"Lard ass."
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It's amazing the threads you find while looking for older TV/Music threads...
lol just what keyword were you using to search?
Crisco?
or lardass?
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