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Crazed surgeon amputates patient's penis, chops it up
this would suck more than anything else ever in the history of mankind
Crazed surgeon amputates patient's penis, chops it up
Fri Jul 16, 6:52 AM ET Add Offbeat - AFP to My Yahoo!
BUCHAREST (AFP) - A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man's testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces.
The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was said to be a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.
He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, hospital officials said Friday.
"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the operation took place.
Doctor Ciomu had been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.
Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Dr. Ciomu.
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Death by being drawn and quartered is too good for this beast. We need to find something to really make him suffer for an extended period, say 1 or two years of the most excrutiating pain known to man.
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say 1 or two years of the most excrutiating pain known to man.
Choices:
1) Locked in a room, forced to listen to Clay Aiken
2) Locked in a room, forced to read posts by Vikesfan
3) Locked in a room, forced to listen to dback_jon, wallyburger, SirStefan, Cardinal Mike, 40yearfan, and SWD debate politics.
1) Locked in a room, forced to listen to Clay Aiken
2) Locked in a room, forced to read posts by Vikesfan
3) Locked in a room, forced to listen to dback_jon, wallyburger, SirStefan, Cardinal Mike, 40yearfan, and SWD debate politics.
"Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was enlisted to perform surgery so the plaintiff would no longer be able to have children. I think that was accomplished - defense rests"
Then sit there with a satisfied look on my face and pretend to talk on my cell phone, "Yeah, I just dropped the bomb on the prosecution, I'd say I have this wrapped up before lunch"
note to self: cancel plastic surgery with Dr. Naum Ciomu of Romania.
WHEW!
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this would suck more than anything else ever in the history of mankind
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