Chuck Norris sues!

Ryanwb · June 17th, 2006, 11:07 PM

I guess he doesn't mind the "facts" that pop up on the internet, but maybe this guy crossed the line.

http://johnsoninteractive.com/index.php?a=22

LMFAO!!

I went to the site and I was cracking up

Ryanwb · June 17th, 2006, 11:24 PM

In preparation for his future role as a gay cowboy, a young Jake Gyllenhaal spent a year as Chuck Norris' understudy on the set of "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Many stuntmen who have worked with Chuck Norris complain on set that Chuck Norris makes far too many so-called jokes about "exchanging blows."

coyoteshockeyfan · June 17th, 2006, 11:25 PM

I cant imagine what that kid running the site is going to say to his parents when they find out he is being sued by Chuck freaking Norris.

HeavyB3 · June 18th, 2006, 01:32 AM

I guess it proves Chuck norris really is a freaking pansy. I thought he could just go kick the crap out of the kid.. instead he has to use lawyers and stuff.

from the kids site..

#7. Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.

HeavyB3 · June 18th, 2006, 01:34 AM

Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.

Oh this site is great.

bratwurst · June 18th, 2006, 07:47 PM

I have to agree on one point, the whole Chuck Norris thing is overplayed and kind of

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drkknght · June 18th, 2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryanwb

http://johnsoninteractive.com/index.php?a=22

Folster · June 18th, 2006, 11:55 PM

I love when Conan O'Brien pulls the Walker Texas Ranger lever. Has anybody seen that?

Ryanwb · June 18th, 2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Folster

I love when Conan O'Brien pulls the Walker Texas Ranger lever. Has anybody seen that?

yeah, I about pissed my pants when they showed an episode where Walker punches some chick