March 10th, 2004, 10:04 AM
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An Army of One
Join Date: May 2003
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Cat person or dog person?
Just wondering. I tried to be a dog person, but it just didn't take. I like dogs, don't get me wrong, but I like cats better.
They are more independent, yet still very affectionate, cleaner than dogs and they help keep the rodent population down around my house. Plus, you can just throw them outside, sometimes all night, and you don't have to worry about them being picked up, biting someone etc. 
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March 10th, 2004, 10:09 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Mesa
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When I got married, I brought 1 dog, my wife brought 3 cats....
Fast forward to 4 years later, we have 2 dogs, no cats. It took many, many nights of fake sneezing, scratching, sleeping on the couch but I won. Cats are the devil you see, they would push you down the stairs if you weren't paying attention. Every man I have ever met who has willingly owned a cat has been weird. I would bet 4 bucks that Assface owns aleast 1 cat
Thats just the way i see it
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March 10th, 2004, 10:16 AM
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Formerly Chandler Mike
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Chandler, AZ
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I choose Dogs, but I really wanted the imaginary third choice "Dogs - because I hate cats with the passion of 10 red-hot suns..."
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March 10th, 2004, 10:20 AM
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Frell.
Join Date: Jun 2003
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my stepmom has a cat - it's a nice cat.
That said, I choose DOGS.
I mean c'mon, who wouldnt want a weiner dog named Oscar!
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March 10th, 2004, 10:33 AM
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Next Up
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Gilbert, AZ
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I have a cat and two dogs but I am still more of a cat person.
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March 10th, 2004, 10:42 AM
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Glutton for Punishment
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Garwood, NJ
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Quote:
Originally posted by thirty-two
I mean c'mon, who wouldnt want a weiner dog named Oscar!
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My wife wants a bulldog she can name Bruno.
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March 10th, 2004, 11:01 AM
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You think KFCs still open
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Sun Devil Stadium, Sect 27, Row 34, Seat 8
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Originally posted by Ryanwb
When I got married, I brought 1 dog, my wife brought 3 cats....
Fast forward to 4 years later, we have 2 dogs, no cats. It took many, many nights of fake sneezing, scratching, sleeping on the couch but I won. Cats are the devil you see, they would push you down the stairs if you weren't paying attention. Every man I have ever met who has willingly owned a cat has been weird. I would bet 4 bucks that Assface owns aleast 1 cat
Thats just the way i see it
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Cats are satan's spawn. I hate them. My mother-in-law has like 6 of them I am allergic to cats. Cats make me violent. I want to break things when I am around cats. They're always up to something. They have no use to society.
That being said, I hate cats They remind me of the girl you dated for a while, fell in love & she broke up with you for no reason. They take off for days at a time and only show up when they are hungry or need their crapper box cleaned.
Anyone have one that I can punt?
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March 10th, 2004, 11:04 AM
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You think KFCs still open
Join Date: May 2002
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One of my friends has cats.
He doesn't own a TV, his wife and kids run around the house naked (wife is a hottie, kids are toddlers), she breast feeds in front of people, he used to be a writer & is sometimes a bit eccentric.
Ryan, you are right!
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March 10th, 2004, 11:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by maddogkf
He doesn't own a TV, his wife and kids run around the house naked (wife is a hottie, kids are toddlers), she breast feeds in front of people, he used to be a writer & is sometimes a bit eccentric.
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So he keeps his wife barefoot and pregnant - whats eccentric about that?
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March 10th, 2004, 11:25 AM
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BIM™
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We have 2 dogs, 2 cats, and 6 turtles. 
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March 10th, 2004, 11:45 AM
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Registered
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kandahar Province, AFG
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Cat person (and yes Ryan, I am weird).
I used to hate cats until my girlfriend conned me into buying one. Now I love cats.
They're more intelligent, cleaner, more independant, and they don't smell like crap like dogs do (all dogs smell baaaad).
I have two cats, but I want two dogs as well. Overall, I would say that I just enjoy the company of animals (and Ryan, not in that way!) 
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March 10th, 2004, 11:58 AM
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Connoisseur of the Obvious
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Mesa, AZ
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We have both a dog and a cat...but I am a dog person.
Why?
Because, if you die on your couch, your dog will wonder what's going on, and morn your passing...while a cat would probably eat your tongue before paramedics arrive..
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March 10th, 2004, 12:08 PM
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BIM™
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ryanwb
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C'mon Ryan. I can believe the "fake sneezing and scratching" part of your post, but your "sleeping on the couch" had nothing to do with cats in the house.
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March 10th, 2004, 12:26 PM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Mesa
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Quote:
Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
C'mon Ryan. I can believe the "fake sneezing and scratching" part of your post, but your "sleeping on the couch" had nothing to do with cats in the house.
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That was during one of my, "Either they go, or I go" speeches. Obviously she called my bluff........ |
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March 10th, 2004, 12:34 PM
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