April 7th, 2003, 07:31 AM
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vibraslap
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Between the Pipes
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Caption the Photo Contest!!
Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
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Run like an antelope,
Roll like a cantaloupe.
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April 7th, 2003, 07:41 AM
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Killer Snail
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Scottsdale
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From "Animal House" - the ROTC guy that keeps saying
"All is well, stay calm"
While the crowd riots around him, over him, etc.
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R.I.P Tim Minnick
The KING of Cards
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April 7th, 2003, 08:02 AM
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Formerly Chandler Mike
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Chandler, AZ
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"No, my glasses are not crooked, despite what you see...they ARE straight!"
Mike
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April 7th, 2003, 08:06 AM
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Public Enemy #1
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Los Angeles
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"After the Americans all commit suicide, me and the rest of my Iraqi brothers will shed this human skin and return to our home planet of Zoltron."
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April 7th, 2003, 08:12 AM
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vibraslap
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Between the Pipes
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"This is Sahhaf, reporting live from Coors Field.
We have taken all other MLB ball parks and are considering taking Coors Field. As well.
I want to tell all Iraqi people that the infidel, Eddie Rodriguez has decided to send yet another baserunner home...
We will wait until the Rockies use their sword. Our grandfathers to poke the infidel invaders. In the arm.
Home plate will burn with cleats. Of Saddam who will strike all fastballs with a sword. In the head."
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Roll like a cantaloupe.
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April 7th, 2003, 08:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SECTION 11
"I want to tell all Iraqi people that the infidel, Eddie Rodriguez has decided to send yet another baserunner home..."
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Classic. 
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HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE
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April 7th, 2003, 09:58 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Albuquerque,NM
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"I have been shot eight times this year. As a result, I almost missed work." Apu
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April 7th, 2003, 12:43 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mesa, AZ
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"I am actually in the Cayman Islands doing my broadcasts along with my good friend Saddam. Stupid Iraqi people don't even know we are gone. We will take over this island nation in spite of the weak US Army. They will commit suicide in the ocean assaulting our unbeatable fortress."
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Dream like you'll live forever, live like you will die today. -James Dean
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April 7th, 2003, 12:46 PM
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Admin
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Section 431 Row 1
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Oh My Allah! We are so screwed. The French are even jumping upon the infidel bandwagon.
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Play hard, get dirty and never make eye-contact with the man you're going to blind-side. - Hardy Brown
RIP Skkorp, KoC, Danny_L, and jstadvl.
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April 7th, 2003, 12:47 PM
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"In honor of our friends, the French, I proudly wear a beret."
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April 7th, 2003, 12:55 PM
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Hockey Addict
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Phoenix
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"Uhh, this is real?! I thought it was just a video game!"
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April 7th, 2003, 01:13 PM
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Doesn't it look like he is trying not to crack up laughing? If you really look at him, he looks like he's trying to keep a straight face. I can't wait until the blooper tape is released...
"We shall be victori....bwahaahaa....sorry. I almost made it through that time. Okay, "Iraqi victory" take 23..." 
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April 7th, 2003, 01:14 PM
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Public Enemy #1
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Los Angeles
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"Hey, how many hit points do I have left? Wha--? You mean this ISN'T Dungeons and Dragons?"
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April 7th, 2003, 01:38 PM
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Screaming At A Wall
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Phoenix
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Is that you, Damone? "......and a Coke with NO ice!!" - Fast Times
(I can't take credit for that, but I just thought it was funny as hell)
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"Yea, well I knew him when he was Ralph and lived in the valley. Now he's Monk, and he thinks he's cool!"
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April 7th, 2003, 01:41 PM
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I'm Coming for YOU!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Las Vegas
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Quote:
Originally posted by CardAvenger
Is that you, Damone? "......and a Coke with NO ice!!" - Fast Times
(I can't take credit for that, but I just thought it was funny as hell)
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