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Ok guys. I have been thinking about this for awhile and now is the time to begin. Ive always wanted a thread that I could wake up to and get a quick reason to call into work. When it is 6am my brain no workie good. Please no repeats. Ill start off and please use ones that I can really use!! .. and I will!!!
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My dog actually got into a bag of fireworks I had and ate some, got really sick and I had to take off work to take her to the vet. True story but I cant use that one again.
96. I am the master although I don't miss work ever.(12 years running except when my wife was in the hospital) When I was young, I called in all the time. 100% you are in good hands.
Tell them you have a toothache. I know its embarrassing but you have to consider the days leading up to the appointment. After the call in the next day, put a piece of gauze in your lower cheek, someone will feel sorry for you. Tell them you are under pain. That will cause them to excuse you. You pull out of there and down the road, you spit that thing out smiling.
Now is the days off you're looking for, set appointments. (he he) If you have a carefree smile it makes it more better, they wouldn't suspect it at all. "God I can't believe Al has a toothache." And they will.
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Last edited by black; September 4th, 2008 at 03:51 AM.
95. Its advise really, bosses will catch on. These days you have caller ID. That works in your favor. Go to the Police station and make a call from there for instance.
93. I'm sorry but I cant wait for this one, its my fav. The Onion trick.
Take an onion and peel it. Cut it in half and hold it over your eyes and nose. Then make the call, you will sound like you are really sick and its over in a matter of minutes. TRUE
My dog actually got into a bag of fireworks I had and ate some, got really sick and I had to take off work to take her to the vet. True story but I cant use that one again.
And YOU KNOW (even though nobody would ever do it), you thought about.....what if I threw a match down his throat.
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__________________ A-Dub on Playoffs:“You get a great sense of pride you stuck it out,” Wilson said, “now that it’s finally here.” An Out of State Fan's Guide for Seeing the Cardinals in AZ: http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/blog.php?b=71
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