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#31
You've come a long way baby
Join Date: Nov 2003
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SECTION 11
Save yourself the hassle, just go to
work .
Brilliant Idea!!! Ok so call my boss tell him that I have been throwing up from food posioning but im going to tough it out regardless of the 103 fever and just go to work, he will reply to stay home and it is almost like he called me and told me not to go to work!! Great job Sec 11
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#32
Don't touch my tail!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: So Cal
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For the women... Worked on me in a huge way as a boss...
#33
Don't touch my tail!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: So Cal
Posts: 4,171
A$FN: 3,000
84. Real bad case of the "runs", never gets questioned and more than likely never gets brought up again.
#34
You've come a long way baby
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83. I got beat with a hammer yesterday on the subway
#35
NFC West Champs!
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Doused in Gatorade
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The Cards won the divison!
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#36
Registered User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: virden, il.
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82. I think I have kidney stones.
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#37
You've come a long way baby
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82. I think I have kidney stones.
Great one. My wife actually did think she had them and they gave her a week off to pass them.
#38
What Up? Whats Happnin?
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Gee From The G
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81. Tell em you have genital warts and it hurts when you pee. Also, ask them to diagnose that for you too.
#39
Count of Montefisto
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Tell them you need a few days to go to DC to help with the economy.
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#40
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80. Tell your boss you've been arrested. Over something you don't know about yet, then when you see him, tell him you got it all straightened out. (Traffic violations though bro.)
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#41
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Tell them you need a few days to go to DC to help with the economy.
I'm sorry Mulli, this shouldn't qualify. It's lame my Cardinal brother.
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#42
PANTHER PUMMELER
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Location: Glendale
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79. I got a head ache.... THIS big!!
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#43
Jaded with life
Join Date: Mar 2003
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78. I'm gonna F'ing kill 110 13 year olds.
#44
PANTHER PUMMELER
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77. My wang is too big and sexy..i don't wanna distract all the female co workers. 8)
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#45
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76. My hips are all swollen. Where I worked at, this was an excuse.
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