RugbyMuffin

I never typed in "I quit after it"

Just tell them. Sorry, I wasn't feeling myself yesterday.

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A-Dub on Playoffs:“You get a great sense of pride you stuck it out,” Wilson said, “now that it’s finally here.”

An Out of State Fan's Guide for Seeing the Cardinals in AZ:
http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/blog.php?b=71

swd1974

I never pretend. I call in and say I wont be coming in today I am not feeling well. Thats it.

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Goal for 2008: Half as many penalties.

dreamcastrocks

90. This is Nick, I'm calling in today.......

Works for me everytime. In fact, worked on Tuesday.

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DCR loves DRC

bankybruce

89. I can not make it in today because I think I am turning Japanese, I really think so.

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"That kid is back on the escalator"
Brodie Bruce, Mallrats
"What's a nubian" Banky Edwards, Chasing Amy

PortlandCardFan

88. I have an eye problem.... I can't see myself coming into work today!

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All Hell is breakin loose!!!!!

An unarmed person is a subject. An armed person is a citizen.

ArizonaSportsFan

So, the "Bryan Adams" excuse, eh?

As far as excuses, if you are single you are left with far fewer reasons that if you are married ("Wife is ill", "We have an appointment", "Trying to get pregnant", etc). And if you have kids, wow. Illnesses, school activities, volunteering, and many more.


87. "I have tendinitis in my knee and can't walk." Happens to me every once in a while and while I can make a go of it if necessary, it is better to rest it. It goes in a day or so.

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"Well, the website is the brain-child of my brain-child, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild." - Michael Gary Scott

Russ Smith

Hopefully this year the Monday excuse won't work as often "I can't come in I'm too depressed from the cardinals loss yesterday."

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"This space available"

Jersey Girl

I strained my back last night and I can't get out of bed this morning.

black

If I was your boss I'd say, "Who was the fella? you must have used some muscles that haven't been used in a long time."

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Gee!

And that sir is the definition of....

HR!

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I'm your favorite poster's, favorite poster

Defending the crown is harder than chasing it

justAndy

86: (I used this one when I had a woman supervisor) - "My ex girlfriend - who I haven't seen in 6 years - showed up at my door late last night and the reunion kept me up til the small hours and I'm physically and emotionally exausted".
The lady actually said "how sweeeeet - don't worry about it"

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"Seachicken - it's what's for dinner" - me (until the 'Hawks sweep the Cards)
Check out Dephinger on our MySpace page.

Heucrazy

Call in by saying you're having a major herpes flare up.

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"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy".

justAndy

I guess if you're a nude model that would be a good one.

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"Seachicken - it's what's for dinner" - me (until the 'Hawks sweep the Cards)
Check out Dephinger on our MySpace page.

Jersey Girl

LOL!

Actually, if you were my boss, you wouldn't say anything. We teachers call out via Internet. I don't have to tqalk to anyone.

SECTION 11

Save yourself the hassle, just go to work.

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You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
I've always said that.