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You are bidding on 1 Super Employee. Employee is capable of learning anything if just given an opportunity. I am currently a few months away from completing my Bachelors in computer science at Webster University in St. Louis, and already have an associate’s degree from a local community college. I thought I would go this route since it is hard as hell to get job anywhere else. Every other company wants experience but no one wants to give you a chance to gain that experience. So here goes nothing. I am currently a fiber optic splicer for a company here in St. Louis. I have worked for this company for over 4 years now, and I am not sure just how much more of it I can take. God bless the owners for the opportunity they gave me, but it may very well be one of the top 10, if not number 1 crappiest jobs ever. However it is a decent paying job, but I’m not sure where it fits in my future. So what does this Super Employee know and do. 1. Fiber Optics (obviously) 2. C++ programming and design (more than I ever wanted) 3. Data bases 4. Windows 95, 98, 2000, xp 5. Microsoft Office 5. Basic Linux 6. Network troubleshooting 7. Pc’s (building, troubleshooting, and repair) 8. Capable of learning anything! I would prefer a job in the St. Louis area, but I am up for anything upon reaching an agreement. I plan on using the initial bid to pay on student loans already reaching $20,000. If an agreement can not be reached, the amount will be refunded. Hey, I’m flexible. I am more geared to a job in technology, but like I said, I’m flexible. Employee Dimensions Height - 5'10 Weight - 155 pounds Width – 32inches The smile is even included! The employee you are bidding on is in almost new condition and can be programmed to do almost anything. Now does that sound like a damn good product or what!
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With the publicity that some of these goofy auctions get these days, this is a great way for this guy to market himself. I'll bet he lands a gig from this--not through the auction itself, but from someone who sees it either on a talk show or somebody gets it forwarded to them (just like we're looking at it--you just read his resume, and you're not even looking to hire anyone!).
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You are bidding on 1 Super Employee. Employee is capable of learning anything if just given an opportunity. I am currently a few months away from completing my Bachelors in computer science at Webster University in St. Louis, and already have an associate’s degree from a local community college. I thought I would go this route since it is hard as hell to get job anywhere else. Every other company wants experience but no one wants to give you a chance to gain that experience. So here goes nothing. I am currently a fiber optic splicer for a company here in St. Louis. I have worked for this company for over 4 years now, and I am not sure just how much more of it I can take. God bless the owners for the opportunity they gave me, but it may very well be one of the top 10, if not number 1 crappiest jobs ever. However it is a decent paying job, but I’m not sure where it fits in my future. So what does this Super Employee know and do. 1. Fiber Optics (obviously) 2. C++ programming and design (more than I ever wanted) 3. Data bases 4. Windows 95, 98, 2000, xp 5. Microsoft Office 5. Basic Linux 6. Network troubleshooting 7. Pc’s (building, troubleshooting, and repair) 8. Capable of learning anything! I would prefer a job in the St. Louis area, but I am up for anything upon reaching an agreement. I plan on using the initial bid to pay on student loans already reaching $20,000. If an agreement can not be reached, the amount will be refunded. Hey, I’m flexible. I am more geared to a job in technology, but like I said, I’m flexible. Employee Dimensions Height - 5'10 Weight - 155 pounds Width – 32inches The smile is even included! The employee you are bidding on is in almost new condition and can be programmed to do almost anything. Now does that sound like a damn good product or what!
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