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Old April 19th, 2007, 02:19 AM   #1
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265876,00.html

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Pop Tarts: Eva Longoria Loves Being Tied Up

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

When it comes to spicing up her sex life, the only thing Eva Longoria is “Desperate” for is a man to dominate.

"I'm not averse to being tied up in silk scarves. I like a man to take charge,” she confessed to Live magazine. “There's something very sexy about being submissive."

And in terms of being bare down there, Longoria is a hair-free fan with a fetish for G-strings.

"Every girl should have a Brazilian wax. It's my sexy secret,” the buxom brunette boasted to the mag. “And I only ever wear thongs. I don't own a pair of knickers with a proper back to them."

Although the 32-year-old screen siren has seven years of seniority over her fiancé, Tony Parker, she ‘fesses up to falling for older men.

"I like a man with maturity. Wisdom and experience are very sexy to a woman," Eva added.

And just in case you spot the soon-to-be housewife in the Hollywood Hills, take note: She doesn’t find frank flirting fun.

"There is such a thing as a bad line — and they've all been tried out on me,” Longoria said. “The least sexy thing a man can do is whistle at a girl in the street or cat call at them. It's so unsexy, so uncool. If I see any builders working in a street I'll turn right round and walk in a different direction. I hate all that shouting and whistling."

But no doubt the Boulevard beauty loved being the center of attention at her bridal shower on Sunday.

Eva and her pretty posse of pals gathered at the home of Felicity Huffman for the bridal bash, where the guests reportedly competed to create the most glamorous gown — out of toilet paper.

The guests sampled salads with salmon and shrimp, sipped on specialty martinis and white wine followed by white-chocolate pastries and chocolate-chip cookies.

According to People magazine, the pre-wedding partiers were prompted to give the couple gifts for each room of their house, which included everything from mirrors to cookware to cookbooks.

But what did Huffman give?

"I'm giving her this damn shower," she told People. "I don't have to get her a present as well, do I?"

Oh. My. God.



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Old April 19th, 2007, 04:36 AM   #2
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After reading this, I am officially ruined for at least a day. As if I needed confirmation that my life really isn't as great as it should be.
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Old April 19th, 2007, 10:47 AM   #3
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Old April 19th, 2007, 10:51 AM   #4
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I don't find her that attractive either. As a devout Desperate Housewives viewer I see her in her undies all the time and she's a little pudgy in the middle
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Old April 19th, 2007, 10:54 AM   #5
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I don't find her that attractive either. As a devout Desperate Housewives viewer I see her in her undies all the time and she's a little pudgy in the middle
And then we wonder why women obsess over their weight/appearance.
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Old April 19th, 2007, 11:05 AM   #6
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And then we wonder why women obsess over their weight/appearance.
For what it's worth, I find her to be near phsyically flawless! All women should be as "pudgy" as she is!!
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And then we wonder why women obsess over their weight/appearance.
I think thin/skinny women are less attractive than "healthy" looking women. I was just pointing out that everyone considers her to be a speciman of physical beauty and she isn't all that and a bowl of rice
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Old April 19th, 2007, 11:09 AM   #8
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I think thin/skinny women are less attractive than "healthy" looking women. I was just pointing out that everyone considers her to be a speciman of physical beauty and she isn't all that and a bowl of rice


She is also 4 feet tall, which in my book is not hot.

/goes back to his 5'11" gf
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Old April 19th, 2007, 11:09 AM   #9
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I think thin/skinny women are less attractive than "healthy" looking women. I was just pointing out that everyone considers her to be a speciman of physical beauty and she isn't all that and a bowl of rice
But your criticism of her was that she is 'pudgy' in the middle. If you think thin women are less attractive than 'healthy' looking women, why would you criticize her for being a little thick in the middle?
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But your criticism of her was that she is 'pudgy' in the middle. If you think thin women are less attractive than 'healthy' looking women, why would you criticize her for being a little thick in the middle?
Again because she is considered to have a flawless body
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She's alright. I don't get why she's all that to so many people. Maybe because on Desperate her character is such a cooch, but I don't really find her all that attractive. Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but come on.

Side note, DH needs some young hotties to come on the show. It's soon to be Desperate Grandmas.
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Side note, DH needs some young hotties to come on the show. It's soon to be Desperate Grandmas.
I like Vandi-tramp, Bree's daughter
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Old April 19th, 2007, 05:46 PM   #14
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I'd make her a little thick in the middle alright....
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