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Old April 12th, 2008, 02:04 PM   #1
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Zombie Strippers


Zombie Strippers


Release Date: April 18, 2008 (limited)
Studio: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Director: Jay Lee
Screenwriter: Jay Lee
Genre: Comedy, Horror
MPAA Rating: R (for strong violence and gore, sexuality/nudity and language)
Website: Zombie Strippers

Starring: Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, Roxy Saint, Tito Ortiz, Joey Medina, Shamron Moore, Penny Drake, Jennifer Holland, John Hawkes

Plot Summary: Worldwide media sensation Jenna Jameson and "Nightmare on Elm Street's" Robert Englund star in "Zombie Strippers." When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino's, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back? Also featuring Roxy Saint (of the Goth band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts) and Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz, "Zombie Strippers" is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!

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Old April 12th, 2008, 04:24 PM   #2
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I am so going to see this! This has got to be better than Speed Racer!
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Old April 12th, 2008, 05:45 PM   #3
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I am so going to see this! This has got to be better than Speed Racer!
I can't believe you just posted this.

Er... wait. Yes I can.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 05:48 PM   #4
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Come on now its got a more realistic plot and Jenna!
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Old April 12th, 2008, 07:11 PM   #5
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This looks hysterical! If it looked like it was going to try to take itself seriously, then I'd avoid it like the plague. It looks like a funny sendup, though.
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Old April 13th, 2008, 07:10 AM   #6
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I didn't think about it until now, but zombie and strippers have stuff in common.

Dead insides

Oozing pustules

Insatiable cravings
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Old April 18th, 2008, 04:05 PM   #7
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this is actually supposed to be pretty damn funny/smart.
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Old October 30th, 2008, 10:27 PM   #8
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Not very funny or smart. But not bad mindless naked/gory entertainment.
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Old October 31st, 2008, 03:34 AM   #9
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a zombie pole dancer.
wow.
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Old October 25th, 2009, 11:04 PM   #10
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This is on Spike right now. LOL
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Old October 26th, 2009, 12:32 PM   #11
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This wasnt even funny bad, it was just bad. Jenna looks like a cartoon character now after all the work she has had done, she looks horrible. Finally, not nearly enough boobs for something with Strippers in the titles. Yes I actually rented it.
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