Worst movie lines

mdamien13 · June 10th, 2003, 09:44 AM

While reviewing May I got to thinking about some of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard in movies. Some of them have been in direct to video movies and some are in big budget "A" movies, but each one made me laugh out loud at a serious moment or scratch my head and wonder what the hell the screenwriter was thinking. Some of these are ridiculous in context only, while others were delivered in such a way that distracted from the rest of the scene.

May - "Man, it's still hot in here. Got any ice I could rub on my nipples?"

Zombi 3 - "This music rocks!" "Yeah! It's really making me horny!"

Shatter Dead - "Prepare to be physically challenged!"

Matrix Reloaded - "No, Trinity! I love you too damn much"

What are some of your faves?

Audrey19 · June 10th, 2003, 09:50 AM

"Give me some sugar baby" -Army of Darkness

mdamien13 · June 10th, 2003, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by Audrey19
"Give me some sugar baby" -Army of Darkness

No, no, no. This thread is for worst movie lines even, not best

Oh, and how could I forget

Con Air - "Put the bunny back in the box"

KingofCards · June 10th, 2003, 09:28 PM

"You had me at hello"

uke:

mdamien13 · June 23rd, 2003, 03:41 PM

Cause I just rented it this weekend

Shark Attack III: Megaladon - the hero says to the heroine shortly before going to fight the shark

"Yeah, I'm real tired, too. But I'm also really wired. How about I take you home and eat your *****?"

SECTION 11 · June 23rd, 2003, 03:41 PM

"We've got to save those hostages."

Every movie this line has been in, especially any with Keanu Reeves.

Chandler Mike · June 23rd, 2003, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by mdamien13
No, no, no. This thread is for worst movie lines even, not best

Oh, and how could I forget

Con Air - "Put the bunny back in the box"

How could you hate that line? That RULED!

Mike

Cardinals.Ken · June 23rd, 2003, 04:47 PM

Commando
Bennett: "John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls!"

Ryanwb · June 23rd, 2003, 08:40 PM

When Keanu said:

"I am an "F B I" agent"...worst ever!

cheesebeef · June 23rd, 2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Commando
Bennett: "John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls!"

I'll give credit where credit is due - that is a great call Ken!

CardAvenger · June 24th, 2003, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by Ryanwb
When Keanu said:

"I am an "F B I" agent"...worst ever!

....and the "You're goin' down, brah!!!"

I'm pretty sure we could just list almost EVERY line in Point Break if we really wanted to.

Ryanwb · June 24th, 2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by CardAvenger
....and the "You're goin' down, brah!!!"

I'm pretty sure we could just list almost EVERY line in Point Break if we really wanted to.

I am sure that line didn't look so bad in the script...it was just delievered horribly by Keanu...

This topic needs a whole thread for itself, "worst lines by Keanu"

Cardinals.Ken · June 25th, 2003, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by Ryanwb
When Keanu said:

"I am an "F B I" agent"...worst ever!

"Point Break", nez pas? I think this line worse...

After getting balled-out by his boss for having not turned up any evidence or leads through half the movie, Keanu tells his boss: "I caught my first tube today... Sir."

Cardinals.Ken · June 25th, 2003, 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by cheesebeef
I'll give credit where credit is due - that is a great call Ken!

Thank you...every 500 posts or so I do turn up a gem...

mattyboy · July 2nd, 2003, 01:29 AM

"Bring it on Sex Machine!!!!!!!!!!" from a guy who looked exactly like richard roundtree (shaft) in the movie "From dusk till Dawn"