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Old March 8th, 2008, 03:33 PM   #1
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Superhero Movie


Superhero Movie


Release Date: March 28, 2008
Studio: Dimension Films (The Weinstein Company), MGM
Director: Craig Mazin
Screenwriter: Craig Mazin
Genre: Action, Comedy
MPAA Rating: N/A
Website: Superhero Movie

Starring: Drake Bell, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Pamela Anderson, Tracy Morgan, Regina Hall, Craig Bierko, Simon Rex, Leslie Nielsen, Marion Ross, Kevin Hart, Jeffrey Tambor, Ryan Hansen, Brent Spiner, Keith David

Plot Summary: How many superheroes does it take to save the world? The creators of "The Naked Gun" and "Scary Movie" answer this question in hysterical "David Zucker" fashion with the uproarious comedy "Superhero Movie." Meet Rick Riker. He's young, he's cool and he's got superpowers. Now, if he only knew how to use them... but the world is in danger and no one is safe when Zucker and the gang - headed by the hilarious cast of Drake Bell, Leslie Nielsen, Tracy Morgan, Pamela Anderson, Regina Hall and many others - take aim at some of the biggest blockbusters of our time including "Spider-Man," "Batman," "X-Men," and "Fantastic Four," to name a few. On March 28th, learning to fly, spinning a web and busting a gut has never been this much fun.

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Old March 8th, 2008, 07:44 PM   #2
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Really? I mean, REALLY? Is this kind of crap even making money any more? Shouldn't these be direct-to-DVD releases by now?
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Old March 10th, 2008, 09:34 AM   #3
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Zucker's losing me, and fast.

Kentucky Fried Movie
Airplane
Naked Gun
Basketball (although looking back, this was the begining of the end.)

even the original Scary Movie had it's dingy-yet funny moments.

but this crap has got to stop. Really.
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Old March 10th, 2008, 04:02 PM   #4
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I'm waiting for Cartoon Movie.
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Old March 10th, 2008, 04:43 PM   #5
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You just gave me the best idea ever. Sitcom Movie followed by Television Drama movie.
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Old March 10th, 2008, 05:19 PM   #6
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Plot Summary: How many superheroes does it take to save the world? The creators of "The Naked Gun" and "Scary Movie" answer this question in hysterical "David Zucker" fashion with the uproarious comedy "Superhero Movie." Meet Rick Riker. He's young, he's cool and he's got superpowers. Now, if he only knew how to use them... but the world is in danger and no one is safe when Zucker and the gang - headed by the hilarious cast of Drake Bell, Leslie Nielsen, Tracy Morgan, Pamela Anderson, Regina Hall and many others - take aim at some of the biggest blockbusters of our time including "Spider-Man," "Batman," "X-Men," and "Fantastic Four," to name a few. On March 28th, learning to fly, spinning a web and busting a gut has never been this much fun.
I'm alway leery of a movie when they have to try this hard to tell you it's going to be funny. Just tell me who's doing what, I don't need to be told it's going to be zany.
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Old March 10th, 2008, 05:22 PM   #7
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I'm alway leery of a movie when they have to try this hard to tell you it's going to be funny. Just tell me who's doing what, I don't need to be told it's going to be zany.
Funny. Seemed right up your alley to me.
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Funny. Seemed right up your alley to me.
I'm gonna put a boot right up your alley.
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Old March 10th, 2008, 05:52 PM   #10
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How about Pretentious Movie? I could write that. I bet Chaplin could make equally potent satirical contributions. The fact that it would actually be offensive makes it worth doing! And the intro shot to every scene will be a clumsy recreation of the "through the window" shot in Citizen Kane. Lots of people mugging for the camera staring off into space with self-absorption, a cigarette butt pillowing its last cancer-causing smoke in the ashtray. Every 20 minutes we'll have someone jump into frame with a Jefferson Smith-type filibuster speech.

We will paint every corporation to ever have filed incorporating papers as evil as a Nazi snuff film.

Almost forgot ... mandatory ending of a white male lawyer holding an AK-47 shooting college-bound Bambi in the 'hood.
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