Don't like Matrix: Reloaded?
Well then, Laurence Fishburne has something for you.
Or the brief version is here in this photo:
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... Even if
you win, you are still retarded..."
"I can't trust a woman who would marry me." ~ AzCards21
"I don't care what you believe, keep your religion out of my peanut butter!" ~ Assface