I have no heart.. Ive watched life die in my eyes..

Any time a rogue insect comes in my house, its dead.. I'll chase that lil dude down.. Stomp it, beat it whatever..

But my favorite is torture.. Rip a leg off.. How does that feel? Experiement with different liquids..

I like talking to them too.. Like they gonna answer back lol.. "Hows does that feel?"

Roaches will not ride round my house in they dune buggies..

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Why am I so sexy? Why am I blessed with the looks I was given? It can be a blessing, like when the ladies buy me rounds of beer at the bar. Sometimes it can be a curse. Like when the ladies buy me rounds of beer at the bar with the sole intention of taking advantage of me that night. I often find that after females have come over to my house that some of my boxers are missing. No matter, if they wish to remember me by little momentos, Its ok, I can buy more boxers, but they can never get back...