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jolt
June 22nd, 2004, 11:41 AM
This senate race is enough to make people want to appoint a king and not bother with politics.

The Democrat, Obama, is a dirty machine politician who admits that he likes coke. His primary opponent, Blair Hull, smacked the hell out of his wife. Now the Republican, Jack Ryan (who has run on a very high-handed "moral superiority" platform) apparently tried to get his wife to have sex with him in front of their friends in some sort of bizarre sex clubs in Paris.

Damn. At least all my senate candidates are just plain boring.
WizardOfAz
June 22nd, 2004, 03:43 PM
Republican Jack Ryan vowed to stay in the race for U.S. Senate despite embarrassing allegations that he tried to pressure his former wife to perform sex acts in clubs while others watched.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040622/ap_en_ce/illinois_senate_7
40yearfan
June 22nd, 2004, 03:45 PM
As a former Illinoisian, I would have to say the caliber of politician has finally taken a notch up from mob gangster to mild sex fiend. Glad to see progess being made. :O
WizardOfAz
June 22nd, 2004, 03:49 PM
The soon to be former Mrs. Ryan:
maddogkf
June 22nd, 2004, 03:56 PM
The soon to be former Mrs. Ryan:
get out :shock:

I think she is hot. I loved her in Boston Common
Dback Jon
June 23rd, 2004, 12:51 PM
Not only that, but the Ryan campaign hired a person whose only job was to tail Obama 24/7, taking video/audio in hopes of catching him making some gaffe.......

Isn't that what the rest of us call Stalking?
earthsci
June 23rd, 2004, 01:10 PM
get out :shock:

I think she is hot. I loved her in Boston Common

Boston Public?
kerouac9
June 23rd, 2004, 01:25 PM
Not only that, but the Ryan campaign hired a person whose only job was to tail Obama 24/7, taking video/audio in hopes of catching him making some gaffe.......

Isn't that what the rest of us call Stalking?

Me and a bunch of friends called that guy on his cell phone like a month ago. He's a total jerk-off.

Jeri Ryan was 7 of 9 on one of those Star Trek shows. Jack Ryan is a dog-effer.
NickelBack
June 23rd, 2004, 02:32 PM
Me and a bunch of friends called that guy on his cell phone like a month ago.


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kerouac9
June 23rd, 2004, 02:42 PM
?

Yeah. It was fun. Click here (http://www.smearm.com/forum/?task=view_topic&topic_id=528) for a brief transcript of that day.

I have no idea how they found this information. Justin Warfel is a jerk. Call him.
WizardOfAz
June 23rd, 2004, 04:07 PM
Top members of Senate candidate Jack Ryan’s own party are questioning his honesty after the unsealing of his embarrassing divorce papers, a controversy that some analysts say could sink his campaign.

Republican National Committee member Mary Jo Arndt said Ryan misled her about the contents of the divorce records, which include allegations that he insisted that his then-wife, actress Jeri Lynn Ryan, go to sex clubs with him. Ryan denied the allegations.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5279053/
maddogkf
June 25th, 2004, 03:52 PM
Boston Public?
yeah that too. I think she is the cat's meow
KingofCards
June 25th, 2004, 05:56 PM
Well he dropped out of the race today.
Ryanwb
June 25th, 2004, 05:59 PM
Well he dropped out of the race today.
Hmmm.... sex scandle and politics, only in America