There is no hope for today's youth

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  1. Assface

    Assface Like a boss Contributor

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    MaoTosiFanClub What Goes Around Comes Around

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    Yeah these kids are crazy....

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    ROTFL.

    So many favorite lines in this - but one that definitely sticks out is "Jeremy, what the heck is this? This is one step beyond rambling and babbling." - hilarious

    Dude has serious issues with trees though...

    Shawn
     
  4. Cardinals.Ken

    Cardinals.Ken That's Mr. Riff-Raff to you!

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    "Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous."

    WTF?!?!?!?

    Classic!
     
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    "George Bush Jr."

    :bang: :computer: :trout:
     
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    LOL - busting a gut reading this. :iwa:

    "In Peru, they have names for many things."

    "Zeus - a Greek god - throwing down lightning bolts to kill people and knock down trees. Where did he find the time?" :D
     
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    Geez, no kidding. Looks like everything is out to kill people and trees according to this guy.
     
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    Kill people and knock down trees
     
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    schel This is our year!

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    The sad part is I remember reading papers like this in high school during peer reviews... Ok, this Jeremy guy is unique altogether, but it's not that far off :p

    I remember one guy in my class didn't know how to end his paper, so instead of leaving out a conclusion he rambled on and on randomly to fill up space so it looked like he did some work. It ended with "If everyone in the world farted at the same time, would the earth escape orbit?" It was amusing at the time I guess...
     
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    I have to give props to the kid for at least having SOME grammar skills - I saw a few properly used "theirs" in there.

    Funny stuff.
     
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    justAndy Jolly Nihilist

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    Ladies and gentlemen...

    ... Jeremy, president of the US in 2024....
     
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    "They put up expensive-fish attracting bueys that run of lfashlight batteries. Imagine fightingthe power of the gods with flashlight batteries!"

    "these are for the third world and schizophrenics"

    OMG - dude is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
     
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    He's definately onto something. John Titor at an early age?
     

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