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  1. Cody

    Cody i love defense

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    i just dont see why people cant either help out, or just ignore this instead of being douche bags
     
  2. 82CardsGrad

    82CardsGrad 7 x 70

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  3. Cody

    Cody i love defense

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  5. devilalum

    devilalum Salary Cap Casualty

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    I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

    You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

    However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
     
  6. ASUCHRIS

    ASUCHRIS ONE HEART BEAT!!!

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    Do you perchance have any pictures of said shirts?
     
  7. Cody

    Cody i love defense

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  8. Brian

    Brian PANEM ET CIRCENSES

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    Also, they have 5 lb bags of Hoody's peanuts on sale. If anyone could pick me up a bag I'd appreciate it.

    I won't paypal you anything, but I will think of you when I shower.

    Thanks in advance.

    Love Always,

    Brian
     
  9. Brian in Mesa

    Brian in Mesa BIMâ„¢ Contributor

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    I have only seen the 3 lb bags. I'll call around for you though.
     
  10. Brian

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    It's gotta be the 5 pound. Stop being a jerk and trying to skimp on me.

    That's like settling for gray t-shirts instead of black.

    Night and day difference Brian and deep down you know that.
     
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    Damnit Brian, quit being so hard headed. If Brian just bought you 2 three pound bags you'd get an extra pound of peanuts.

    Knowing what peanuts do to your digestive tract, I'd say you'd be fine with just a three pound bag but I don't live at your house so eat what you want, it doesn't affect me.
     
  12. AzCards21

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    Can I be the first to request a photo of you showering and eating peanuts? It sounds pretty exotic.

    Lust Forever,
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  13. Yuma

    Yuma Back in NV!

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    I learned you have to buy the shelled peanuts. Otherwise, the shells are too big to fit down the drain, and with soap, they make one deadly shower slipping situation!
     
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    Merged!
     
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    you are not answering the phone! pick up, I want in
     

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