Just got back from the old slit, tug and clip

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  1. CQ

    CQ Recovered WoW-aholic Contributor

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    :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

    Oh, Shannon, THANK YOU for bumping this one! I forgot just how hillarious this thread was! A classic for sure!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. marathon_mom

    marathon_mom Bring it on!!!

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    The post by Lex regarding the 44 magnum is freakin priceless. I just read this story to Mr MM & somehow, he didn't think it was quite as funny as I did. I think it made his boys cringe a little.

    Party pooper! lol
     
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    Hubby got this done just about two years ago now (YAY!!!!!) so he can let Mr MM know it is
    SO WORTH IT!!!!!!
    They can talk this weekend. ;)
     
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    Mr. MM wants another wee one. So I don't think he was very comfy with this story. When we're done, I know he'll go get the snip. :thumbup:
     
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    i WAS going to ask why this is in body and health but I guess it fits :)
     
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    Do we need to diagram it for you?
     
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    who's diagram would it be? :D
     
  8. marathon_mom

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    Doh! :nono: We could make it interesting & post the diagram then have people guess who it is...





    j/k:D
     
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    I can't believe I posted that.

    :)
     
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    We go in for a c-section on Tuesday, and on Thursday I go in for the snip-snip consult.

    :thumbup:
     
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    I got mine done this summer. I didn't get any drugs. They just said to take tylenol.:mad: The drugs haven't ever really had an effect on me anyway. I can say, I never thought I would be that intimate with a bag of frozen peas in my life.

    My Dr. had trouble finding the left vas, so he dug and tugged and pulled for what seemed like an eternity. It made my eyes water.

    Earlier someone mentioned it felt like a "family of four was swinging from their goods." When he was searching for the vas, I would agree, but add that the family was all morbidly obese.
     
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    I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad you did. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. :thumbup:
     
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    I'm going in tomorrow at noon.

    I hope to get one last workout in in the morning, but then the doc said no weights until a week or so after. I hope I can at least run--any of you guys shooting blanks have any insights into jogging/sprinting a couple of days after the procedure?

    Also, I have to get my tux ready. If I'm going to be impotent, I may as well look impotent.
     
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    I got back to the gym a week after.

    I just hated to think I blow open the wound and the ties on my tubes.

    Just take it easy and pamper your wife and baby.
     
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    Bumping a thread I read for the first time.

    I laughed at this thread as much as any other thread that I can remember here.

    Thanks for the good stories...
     

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