Just got back from the old slit, tug and clip

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  1. DbaxJ

    DbaxJ I was lost but now I'm found

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    Was Joel with you? EWWWWW DONT ANSWER THAT!!!!
     
  2. DbaxJ

    DbaxJ I was lost but now I'm found

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    I got it.. instead of JoElf.. lets change his name to HandSolo!
     
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    Lets just say I was elfin in the boys room! (ewww...that's bad)
     
  4. DbaxJ

    DbaxJ I was lost but now I'm found

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    So you took your buddy Gnome with huh? SINNER!
     
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    dude yer avater....just troubles me....I keep seeing a gay cuban and a damned poodle....

    thanks 32!
     
  6. DbaxJ

    DbaxJ I was lost but now I'm found

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    Good.. at least I can get back at you somehow!!! LOL Say hello to my lil friend!
     
  7. Shane

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    Alright Joel I must say that I just got mine done yesterday at 4:30 PM. It really felt much like you described.

    However He was done with my right Vas and he numbed my left side. Then when he went to grab the left Vas I felt this extreme pain as though I had just been kicked in the nuts. :eek: The Dr. was like ohhhhhh sorry you must not have enough lidocain. So he was sitting there holding me as he called for the nurse to bring more. It took her about 5 minutes before she finally heard him. :mad: It hurt so bad my heart started racing and I almost passed out. The Dr. then said he was really sorry again and thought he was funny and said "no extra charge for that" I wasnt amused!

    The script for Loritab sure is nice. But man I woke up this AM and my little boys sure do ache. Cant take the Loritab because its my turn to feed the baby.

    Oh well its done and I am ecstatic that there will be no more kids.

    Oh yea I am already enroute to test for sterility. You know I should have put enough out since yesterday afternoon. :D
     
  8. maddogkf

    maddogkf You think KFCs still open Contributor

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    who's next?
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    welcome to the club!!!!

    damn vasectomy doctors - they sure are weird nuts!

    man, i bet you were freaking dying there waiting for the nurse - good gawd!
     
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    I'm sure the nurse heard him the first time.......
     
  12. Shane

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    I was not happy to say the least.

    The only thing that worries me about this is the studies that say you have an increased risk of prostate cancer.

    Oh well gotta die of something! Now I know I will be retired at 48 with no more kids on the way! :thumbup:
     
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    good police work, there, Shane!







    *do these references ever get old?*
     
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    Nah I love what I do. It doesnt bother me at all.
     
  15. marathon_mom

    marathon_mom Bring it on!!!

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    BUMP!

    OH


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    GOSH!

    This has to be the funniest thread of all time. If it isn't, someone please lead me to one that is better. Maybe we should start a "What the funniest thread?" poll on EE.

    This had me in stitches though. JKF had some mighty big balls posting a story like this. Next time I'm feeling blue, I will definately read this again. (I just won't do it after surgery or something. Wouldn't want to pop a stitch.)

    Heck, Maddog PWI & JKF on vicodin is priceless. Can we re-live THAT night sometime??? Huh, boys? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? ;)
     

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