Joke of the day...

Discussion in 'Arizona Cardinals' started by Cardinals.Ken, May 2, 2003.

  1. Cardinals.Ken

    Cardinals.Ken That's Mr. Riff-Raff to you!

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    Jan 13, 2003
    Mesa, AZ
    just got this email from my wife...

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
    husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
    uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
    paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    "How long will this take?" I ask?

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

    I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
    breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

    Stupid, stupid man.

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