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Discussion in 'ASFN Hall of Fame' started by imaCafan, Jun 6, 2003.

  1. Jetstream Green

    Jetstream Green Registered User

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    One last proof of 'Q's genius

    Not many know that it was 'Q' who coined the phrase "less is more". When asked one day by what he meant he told the person to give him a pair of women's pantys. Confused, the person did so and quicker than McGyver 'Q' handed him a thong and said see.....There was much rejoicing.

    Of late 'Q' was in contract talks and then coined the phrase "More is also More" which is better left unsaid for who are us mere mortals to understand such a man.

    Hey! :D
     
  2. Stout

    Stout I gave my cards a victory...

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    Although I am a steadfast Shakespearean, even I must admit that Shakespeare was a fraud...we all know that Quan penned the bard's plays. He only had to give Will the credit because he didn't want the world to realize that he's immortal.
     
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    Quan created Sirius Satellite Radio. :notworthy
     
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    justAndy Jolly Nihilist

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    Quan built a time machine and went back to the beginning of the universe.
    He tweaked initial conditions to make sure that 15 billion years later, the Earth would form and life would evolve.
     
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    RonF Per Ardua Ad Astra

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    Rumors are flying lately that Quan may miss the first few days of training camp because he's not quite finished wrapping up a cure for cancer. He would have had it done sooner he said but people keep stopping him and asking him for his autograph and such, and it's just not his nature to put himself before the needs of others.
     
  6. maddogkf

    maddogkf You think KFCs still open Contributor

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    Quan dumped the godaddy girl. Says she was hot and all, but she didn't have a twin sister. Quan now only dates hot twin babes. oh, and triplets too.
     
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    Saved Middle Earth too

    Boldin destroyed the 'one ring' and brought peace to Middle Earth. When asked of this 'Q' said "come on, do you really believe a barefooted midget could have done it?" Boldin then said he is more concerned about the only ring that matters...A SUPERBOWL RING!
     
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    Contact Qwest... your theads are crossed! :cool:
     
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    justAndy Jolly Nihilist

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    on the negative side

    Quan doesn't want to honor his contract and is threatening to hold out...
     
  10. Jetstream Green

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    he really does deserve more money

    your must be the 'andikrist' for putting such harsh words on a thread devoted to 'Q' :D
     
  11. Stout

    Stout I gave my cards a victory...

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    Noooo, see, the Cards want to pay him this big contract, but the Quan wants to play simply for the love of the game, and as an alter-identity so he doesn't garner hero worship. The Cards are afraid of letting him play for free because it may endanger that alter-identity. Sheesh. Cha, andi, way to oversimplify things :rolleyes:

    :D :D
     
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    New Mexico Fan since 1976ish

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    First man on the moon. What an accomplishment.
     
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    Check out the Anquan Boldin fact generator (see my signature too)

    To use in signatures or any place that allows HTML you only need one line:
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    arthurracoon The Cardinal Smiles

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  15. imaCafan

    imaCafan Next stop, Hall of Fame!

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    See..... :D
     

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