Dear Bruce Arians...

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    Dear Brucie, i think you saw a pretty good defense out there tonight... and they were wearing blue and white.

    Your offense hasn't scored a TD in 9 quarters now. Keep slingin' it though :lol:

    I'm not sure if Carroll was running up the score or if your defense just offered up a meltdown.

    This is why no one around the league reads your press clippings.

    And i don't like the Seahawks! Hilarious.
     
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    Oh wait, that's kind of ****ty of me to talk trash after the game's been decided isn't it? My bad.
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    Mojo's butthurt has moved to stage 2. Stage two is where the butthurt doesn't get into the playoffs, but still suffers massive scar tissue on the inner folds of his psyche.
     
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    11-4>>>6-9 & we beat the Rams twice this year. We will be in the playoffs & the Rams will be on the couch.
     
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    talking trash... by proxy of a division opponent is truly awful smack talk.
     
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    I know... it's pathetic, right? but what's more pathetic... the team who's offense hasn't scored a TD in 9 quarters... or the team WHO LOST to an offense that hasn't scored a a TD in 9 quarters. Pretty sure you know the answer to that.
     
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    Mojo moving into idiot mode. Just got beat by the Giants and comes on here to talk crap. WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Bruce insulted my crappy team!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

    Please.
     
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    What has to happen Sunday in order for St Louis to get into the playoffs?
     
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    Well, your Rams are going to help us win the division on sunday..sooo..yeah.

    #ramrules
     
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    Down Goes Frazier ----- of the Rams !!!
     
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    The Bruce Arians Pie Hole Prophecy is now 1/3rd complete.

    On Sunday January 4th there will be a rare, planetary alignment in our solar system(you can check with NASA on that)...that will coincide with the final drubbing and epic three game meltdown of Brucie's 2014 Cardinals.

    On behalf of the St Louis Rams this classic song's title has been slightly edited for the AZ Cardinals going forward. Use your imagination :)
     
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    a meltdown usually means you've completely crapped the bed... with a healthy team. Losing the last three games of the season because you lost both your staring QB and backup QB ain't a "meltdown" in any way shape or form.

    and again... your ****-ass team's patheticness is the REASON we actually get to watch football with a rooting interest next week. so... again... THANK YOU FOR SUCKING ASS.
     
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    The Arians Pie Hole Prophecy is coming even closer to it's full realization now.
    2 down....one to go.
    The fat F**k hasn't run his mouth at the podium for two straight weeks err....i mean losses now. He's been a good boy, slinging it on offense, and stuck in neutral.

    I can almost hear him now...at the podium....after the Carolina game...."That's an 11 win team losing to a 7 win playoff team...and uh...ummmm. You figure it out."
    [​IMG]

    It's not hard to figure out Brucie. Crying to the media for respect and tossing a division rival under the bus after a six point win has the karma police right on your heels, and they're waiting to arrest you in Carolina next week. :)

    Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
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    St. Louis finished under .500 for the eighth consecutive year.
     

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