100 reasons -- You know you're a real Cardinal Fan if...

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    #100.. a "Conrad Dobler Bites" T-Shirt is your all time favorite Birthday present.

    #99...you introduce yourself to total strangers for no other reason than they are wearing a Cardinal hat.

    #98...you always finish last in your fantasy football league because every year you draft all the Cardinals.

    #97...you've wandered the streets of Phoenix with an unlit lantern looking for someone to take your extra ticket to the Cardinal game next Sunday.
     
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    #96...You introduce yourself as a Cardinals fan and they ask what European country they play in.
     
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    #95 You spend away games sitting in your car in the driveway trying to tune in a distant am station to find the game because its not on the tube.
     
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    #94 Anyone who says "Phoenix Cardinals" gets an ice pick in the thigh
     
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    #93 Your golf bag and club covers are Cardinal red.
     
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    #92 You celebrate Draft day like it was Cardinals Christmas
     
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    You know you're a Cards fan when

    91. When someone asks you what your favorite football team is you preface your answer with the word 'actually' as in, "I am actually a Cardinals fan"
     
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    #90. You will always insist Jake Plummer sucks regardless of his success in Denver.
     
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    #89 When the visiting team has a 28 point lead and you're still in the stands watching till the final whistle blow while you bake in the hot summer sun.
     
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    #88 - It's November...and it's time to look foward to the draft.
     
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    #87 When all you have on your wish list is Cardinal gear for Christmas
     
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    #86- When going out for a big night the wife tells you to dress nice. Then follows a second later with "And no Cardinal shirts!".
     
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    #85- Your reaction to #86 is, Then screw it I'm not going.
     
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    #84 - Championships in 1925 & 1947! Everyone loves a winner!
     
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    You walk the streets of Dallas, wearing Cards gear and people think
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